10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.