10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Poker is for fat, American losers.