10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Welcome to kicker school
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris