10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• It's Free To Fold...
• Welcome to kicker school
• Fook the floosh droo!
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.