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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Welcome to kicker school
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?