10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom