10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.