10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)