10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)