10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.