10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Never educate a stupid poker player.