10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike