10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?