10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.