10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine