10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders