10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders