10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.