10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe