10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)