10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT