10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Welcome to kicker school
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.