10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- im going to 2 out you to death
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts