10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.