10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)