10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson