10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."