10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "No river, no fish."
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.