10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill