10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio