10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "No river, no fish."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• You have to piss with the dick you have