10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine