10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.