10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts