10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."