10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine