10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.