10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)