10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Fold and live to fold again
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear