10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson