10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss