10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob