10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- im going to 2 out you to death