10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak