10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.