10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "No river, no fish."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright