10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Welcome to kicker school
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Poker is for loners.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth