10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• in the poker game of life women are the rake