10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• It's Free To Fold...
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury