10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim